Helping hand for life

IF the New Year has found you puzzling over the meaning of life and wondering where to go from here, help is at hand from blogger Jolly Roger.
At the recently created Lifestyle Guides for the 21 century, Withington-based Roger Daniel is striving to provide some essential life lessons.
What to know how to be pretentious? Or perhaps you have a need to some advice about how to be old?
If so Roger could have the answer. His brutal piece of home-grown philosophy on who to be a writer is typically acerbic;
“Joining a writing group is a great confidence booster. To know your not as flawed as a group of people who take time out to concentrate of writing high coos for nine hours just to be able to sound better than another fat, bald, women is commendably low.
“Writing groups motivate delusion and invariably take up space in a perfectly good hall.”
Not a blog for the easily offended – but funny enough to browse over a lunch hour this newcomer promises to post a new lesson every week and is listing as coming soon:
How to be god
How to be a gay
How to time travel
How to be a temp