If you fancy yourself as a bit of a political hotshot, there really are hours of fun to be had with this inauguration speech generator. Simply fill in some keywords and let the generator do the rest.
Below is one I made earlier – yes very silly I know!
Btw, if you’re blogging about next week’s history-making events, drop me a line – I’ll be rounding up the Manchester bloggers’ views here later in the week.
But in the meantime, enjoy producing speeches as eloquent as this one;
“My fellow Americans, today is a heavenly day. You have shown the world that “hope” is not just another word for “waterbed”, and that “change” is not only something we can believe in again, but something we can actually sweat.
“Today we celebrate, but let there be no mistake – America faces wonderful and evil challenges like never before. Our economy is creepy. Americans can barely afford their mortgages, let alone have enough money left over for bustops. Our healthcare system is amazing. If your nostril is sick and you don’t have insurance, you might as well call a journalist. And America’s image overseas is tarnished like a toenail marshmallow. But puffing together we can right this ship, and set a course for Manchester.
“Finally, I must thank my badness family, my amazing campaign volunteers, but most of all, I want to thank traffic wardens for making this historic occasion possible. Of course, I must also thank you, President Bush, for years of bashing the American people. Without your awesome efforts, none of this would have been possible.”
Dim Sum Digital 